look me in the eyes. you are aware some asexual people have sex, right. you are aware some asexuals aren’t sex repulsed. you do not need to baby asexuals and act like the slightest mention of anything sexual will cause them to die of a heart attack
Ah, a relic from my old blog! Big thanks to whatever super cool person deleted the artist credit.
This is Jurassic Bloom by Sinpiggyhead on Society6 // Instagram
Wellerman but an epic version that sounds like it should be playing in the background of a pirate fight scene
mythbusters was so good because it wasn't a killjoy show. they didn't just say "see, it doesn't work" and leave it there
whenever they find that the stunt doesn't work as portrayed in the movie, they immediately ask "what would it take to make this happen?"
“we know it takes this amount of explosives to work, but what if we doubled it anyway?”
Some myths I'll always remember:
* Are elephants scared of mice? (They only did that because they were in Africa and had access to elephants.)
* Will a bull run amok in a china shop?
* Is it better to run zig-zag or straight when chased by an alligator?
I love these because NONE of them turned out the way they expected. They went into all three with pre-conceived ideas of how it would go, and each time they "failed." Elephants WILL cower from mice. A bull moves very gingerly through a china shop. It doesn't matter how you run because ALLIGATORS WON'T CHASE YOU.
And each time, they reacted with just... pure glee. "Holy shit, we were wrong! Oh my god! This is great! We were so wrong!"
And that, to me, is what science is. Being excited about being wrong because either way it's information.
𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐧𝐡𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 - 𝐈
𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐈𝐈 [ made using artbreeder and facetune]
𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚
of course i'm doing sero first, who do you think i am??? god he's so handsome
𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐤𝐢 𝐤𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢
i think this just makes sense... pretty boy. his eyes light up when using his quirk
𝐚𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐨 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚
oh mina you are my ANGEL
𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐠𝐨 𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐤𝐢
ok i hate to say this but... bakugo is fine asf....
𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐞𝐢𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨
KIRIPIMA!!! i feel like he'd have really gentle eyes :(
Will Smith performs “wild wild west” one of the best performances i’ve ever seen
What a time to be alive
A whole ass horse
not half. WHOLE.
Everyone who didn’t tag me in this is a fake ass friend. This is all I’ve ever wanted. Will Smith and his apparent 87 fucking friends rapping about being cowboys in an elaborate LARP that some people clearly did not read Wills guidelines for
It’s a shame that as a society we have lost the art of the movie tie-in song.
Visually this reads like an origin story for Lil Nas X
How do you know Will Smith didn’t wide-stance Lil Nas X into existence?
Wild Wild West manifested Lil Nas X 😂
Say what you want about Will Smith the fact remains that he is an absolutely flawless entertainer who knows how to play the crowd like a fiddle.
this is ridiculous (complimentary)
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
[Audio transcription: I wanted to tell you one story. Uh. This is the story of the best meal I’ve ever had in my life, okay. Happened when I was eleven years old in Chicago, IL where I grew up. I went to a place called the Salt & Pepper Diner, uh, with my best friend John. We walk into the diner one day, and they had a jukebox there, okay? And the jukebox was three plays for a dollar. So we put in 7 dollars and selected 21 plays of of Tom Jones’s What’s New Pussycat. And then we ordered and waited.
Here’s the thing about when, uh, What’s New Pussycat plays over and over and over and over and over again. The second time it plays, your immediate thought is not ‘hey someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again.’ It’s ‘hey, What’s New Pussycat is a lot longer than I first thought. The third time it plays you’re thinking maybe someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again. The fourth time it plays you’re either thinking ‘whoa someone just played What’s New Pussycat FOUR TIMES or at least someone played it twice, and it’s a really long song.’ So the fifth time is the kicker, alright?
Now, John and I we’re watching the entire diner at this point, alright? Most people have gotten wind as to what’s going on. And we’re staring at this one guy and he’s sitting in like a booth with his stupid kids jumping around, and he’s like staring at his coffee cup like this, and he’s been onto us since the beginning. And he’s sitting there, and his hand is shaking, and he had this look on his face like, aw, like he had just gotten his thirty day chip from anger management. And he’s staring like this, and the fourth song fades out. It’s dead quiet. Then, I don’t know if you know this, but the song begins very quietly…
BWAAAH BWAAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT and he goes GOD DAMN IT and pounds on the table, silverware flies everywhere, and it was fantastic. But a word about my best friend John and what a genius he was because when we first walked into the diner, okay? When we first got there and I’m punching in the What’s New Pussycats alright? I’ve punched in like 7 at this point then John says to me ‘hey hey hey before you punch in another What’s New Pussycat let’s drop in one It’s Not Unusual.’
Oh yes. That is when the afternoon went from good to great. After seven What’s New Pussycats. In a row - It played seven times. Suddenly - Dum da dum, IT’S NOT UNUSUAL and the sigh of relief that swept through the diner. People were so happy. It was like the liberation of France. You know for years scientists have wondered can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’s It’s Not Unusual and the answer is yes you can. Provided that it is preceded by seven What’s New Pussycats. It’s true. Dead honest.
And on the other hand. When we went back. Holy shit. It’s Not Unusual fade out. It’s dead quiet. BWAAAH BWAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT people went insane. People went out of their minds. No one could handle it. No one could handle it. And they were surrounded by this seemingly indifferent staff that was just like ‘yup some crap as always.’
They unplugged the jukebox after eleven plays. And that was the best meal I ever had.]
reblogging again coz this time it has audio transcription (bless you) and it’s still forever hilarious omg
I love this story.
I quote it entirely too often 😂
the oscars completely fucked up transit in los angeles by having the ceremony at fucking UNION STATION... it’s been really really bad and has added to the city’s criminalization and displacement of houseless folks in a big way, in addition to being a general nuisance for the thousands of working class people who live and work in the area. closing key streets downtown and the city’s MAIN transportation hub for days for a party for celebrities in a year where there were barely any movies made to begin with. and the thing is all the celebrities will see the poverty around them on their way in from their limos and range rovers and they won’t say or do shit <3
the fact that nomadland, which is practically about homelessness, just won best picture and not a word was said about any of this by ANYONE...
so I haven't cared, like, at all, about the oscars this year. I happened to catch the last few minutes, and when they said it was at Union Station, I assumed it was a theater called Union Station because it was near Union Station. I didn't think it was actually. Union Station. Because, what the fuck.
